Monday, January 3, 2011
From The "You Don't Want To Know" Dept.
Super Santa Decends On Afganistan
"Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the live fire is so delightful. And since we've no place to go, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!"
CIA Announces Sales Of Exploding Prayer Rugs
The CIA announced today it has begun a cottage business of selling exploding prayer rugs to Taliban insurgents when they enter Afganistan. They report sales are brisk and "prophets" are through the roof.
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