State Of The Union

The French Connection

There's more to the European Debt Crisis Resolution Than Meets The Eye!

You Can Sure Tell It When Barry Comes to Town

From The "You Don't Want To Know" Dept.

You just really don't want to know!!

Obamacare Special - Largest Medicare Patient In History

Giant Medicare patient using $4,890 worth of taxpayer provided medication A DAY! Terri Shaw was a part time worker at McDonald's for 12 years and was fired for theft of food products.

She was interviewed for a position in the Obama administration early in 2009 but was unable to fit into the White House elevator and was given a position in the Health & Human Services Agency.

Help For The Cattle Guards

Joe asks for 6 months of retraining for 'Cattle Guards'! CATTLE GUARDS, THIS IS ABOUT AS GOOD AS THEM WANTING TO CHANGE THE LAW OF PHYSICS! You will love this one, I haven't stop laughing yet. For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails. A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado . The Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the “cattle” guards immediately! Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to straighten President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President Joe Biden, intervened with a request that...before any “cattle” guards were fired, they be given six months of retraining for Arizona border guards. 'Times are hard', said Joe Biden, 'it's only fair to the cattle guards and their families!' And these two guys are running our country, OMG!

The Really Funny Part Is It Wasn't Even Raining!!

You know, this guy is so sharp, if he wasn't in politics, he would be on food stamps.......

Brilliant, isn't he?

Now this is funny!

As soon as he figures out how to walk through that gate holding an umbrella, he'll take care of the economy, health care, Wall Street, Iraq, Afghanistan, unemployment and a few things more. But first things first.

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New Stealth Coating Applied To Air Force One

Air Force General: Mr. President, we've just invented an stealth invisibility coating for Air Force One. Obama: No s***? General: That's right, sir. Will you be going along on its maiden flight? Obama: Wouldn't miss it for the world. General: Have a good trip, sir.

“Honesty is not something you should flirt with-You should be married to it.”

Be funny if you can. If you can't, go away.

Warning! Possible Return Of Deadly Disease

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008....but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is. It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout.

You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it. Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia, New Jersey and Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall. Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.

Americans Clinging To Their Guns And Their Religion

Ya, we love our guns!

Tar Balls Discovered on Texas Beaches

OMG! Another Amazing Photo From Washington!!

In an amazing coincidence, another photo of a woman with one white boob and one black boob has surfaced.

see - http://joker-jim.blogspot.com/2010/06/ever-see-black-woman-with-one-white.html

This physical anomaly seems to occur regularly in Washington, DC.

Flies Know A Good Pile Of Crap

Ever See A Black Woman With One White Boob & One Black Boob?