"Do you wanna fight me?"

My Personal Assistants Begin The Day

Monica, Jessica and Allison begin their day arranging my tool collection.


























It's hard to find good help even in a recession....

My New Garage Door

Hey, with my new painting hobby, I decided to do something cool on my garage door.

What do you think?

I've Taken Up Painting

My shrink told me to get a hobby. I decided to try painting.

What do you think?

Drinking Problem? What Drinking Problem?

Which Would YOU Like Your Daughter To Have In A Bad Situation?

Are You Sure That's Oil In The Water?

An oil spill cleanup crew from the local Sierra Club takes a break in the hot Louisiana sun. We think they're having too much fun.