Congress Celebrates Summer Recess

The Congress began summer recess last week with a picnic on the grounds of the capitol. Here, Congressman Willy Wanker, D - NC samples some of the home brew provided by Congressman Barney Frank, D - MA.

Known around Washington as "Barney Beer", the flavor leaves something to be desired but the head is unforgettable.

TMZ'S EXCLUSIVE PHOTO'S FROM WASHINGTON, DC EXECUTIVE OFFICES

Exclusive photos from Rep. Barney Frank's Capitol office bathroom....

 

 

IF THE TOILET PAPER SNAPS OFF INSIDE WOULD YOU PUT YOUR FINGER IN TO GET IT?

           Barney Will!!!

Warning! Possible Return Of Deadly Disease

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008....but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is. It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout.

You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it. Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia, New Jersey and Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall. Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.