Obamacare Special - Largest Medicare Patient In History

Giant Medicare patient using $4,890 worth of taxpayer provided medication A DAY! Terri Shaw was a part time worker at McDonald's for 12 years and was fired for theft of food products.

She was interviewed for a position in the Obama administration early in 2009 but was unable to fit into the White House elevator and was given a position in the Health & Human Services Agency.

I Signed My Dogs Up For Federal Assistance

This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare.

At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare".

I explained to her that my Dogs are mixed in color, unemployed,

can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddies are.

They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.

My Dogs get their first checks on Friday.

What's That Special Insurance Called Again?

. DON'T BLAME ME... I voted for the Old Guy & the Hot tie.

Don't blame me! I voted for the old guy and the one with the hot tie!