My new neighbor is so hot! A beer and a chat & who knows where it will take us!! 
Never lose your sense of humor. It's the only truly effective defense against arrogant stupidity.
Monday, July 26, 2010
Sunday, July 25, 2010
Harry Potter Fans Are Shocked
Harry Potter fans around the world are appalled to see a gay tryst acted out between Harry & Ron as Hermonie holds back curious onlookers from Hoggwarts Academy.
Saturday, July 24, 2010
My Personal Assistants Begin The Day
Monica, Jessica and Allison begin their day arranging my tool collection.
It's hard to find good help even in a recession....
It's hard to find good help even in a recession....
Summer Wear For The Active Muslim Virgin
The House of Daraj Ibn Abi Hatim proudly presents the 2010 summer wear collection for the active, yet modest Muslim virgin hoping to stand out in a crowd of 71 other virgins. Guaranteed to attract an interested jihadist.
"In Paradise there is a pavilion made of a single hollow pearl sixty miles wide, in each corner of which there are wives who will not see those in the other corners; and the believers will visit and enjoy them."
Party on!!
Friday, July 23, 2010
Warning! Possible Return Of Deadly Disease
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008....but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is. It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout.
You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it. Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia, New Jersey and Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall. Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Experience Nature Up Close
The open ocean. Smell the salt air, feel the gentle rolling waves as they carry you along.
Look, a young whale breaches the surface to take a look at you and your new yacht...
Oh, shit....
Saturday, July 17, 2010
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Cleanliness Is Next To ?
They say cleanliness is next to Godliness. Well, I looked it up and cleanliness is actually next to clitoris.Yum!
Monday, July 12, 2010
My New Garage Door
Hey, with my new painting hobby, I decided to do something cool on my garage door.What do you think?
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
I've Taken Up Painting
My shrink told me to get a hobby. I decided to try painting.
What do you think?
Sunday, July 4, 2010
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