California Readies Laws To Manage Marijuana

The California state Legislature met in closed session to establish preliminary rules should the people vote in the legalization of marijuana in November. The closed session lasted more than three hours and was adjourned when 12 Domino's pizza delivery trucks arrived at the Capital.

When asked to comment on the session by reporters, a state senator was quoted as saying, "Right on, man. Power to the pizza!"

Anti-Catholic Demonstrator Assults Pope With Booger

This Vatican security camera catches an unknown attacker preparing to hurl a large booger at Pope Benedict as he conducts Easter services in Rome. The Pontiff was not struck directly but his Pope hat was taken to the Vatican cleaners later that day.

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