Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Getting The Big Story


It's all about



Ratings, ratings, ratings.

Monday, December 19, 2011


Apple does it again Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.

The iTit will cost between $499.00 and $699.00

depending on speaker size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because
women have always complained about men staring at their tits and not listening to them.


Kim Jong IL II Has Died

The great leader has died and his nation mourns his passing.

At the same time, the future of the country is at stake and the next leader is called upon to make changes...




video

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Becoming Illegal 


Actual letter from an Iowa resident as sent to his US Senator


The Honorable Tom Harkin
731 Hart Senate Office Building
Phone (202) 224 3254
Washington DC , 20510

Dear Senator Harkin ,

As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service , I am writing to ask for your assistance.

I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you..

My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted.

If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.

Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.

Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year.

Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications, as well as 'in-state' tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son.

Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums .. This is very important to me given that I still have college age children driving my car.

If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative.

Thank you for your assistance.


Your Loyal Constituent,
 (hoping to reach 'illegal alien' status rather than just a bonafide citizen of the USA )


Donald Ruppert
Burlington , IA

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Afghanistan Adventures



Fast & Furious - Mexican Police Force In Action








Austerity Begins At Home - but vacationing in the winter can suck!

Saturday In Beijing



What A Party!!

Pity the poor SOB that has to clean up after this bachelor party!!


The French Connection




There's more to the European Debt Crisis Resolution Than Meets The Eye!