Monday, July 26, 2010

I'm In Love!

My new neighbor is so hot! A beer and a chat & who knows where it will take us!!
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Sunday, July 25, 2010

Harry Potter Fans Are Shocked

Harry Potter fans around the world are appalled to see a gay tryst acted out between Harry & Ron as Hermonie holds back curious onlookers from Hoggwarts Academy.

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Saturday, July 24, 2010

My Personal Assistants Begin The Day

Monica, Jessica and Allison begin their day arranging my tool collection.

It's hard to find good help even in a recession....

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Seek Relaxation

Have a great weekend! Enjoy your time off....
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Which Face Scares You More?

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Summer Wear For The Active Muslim Virgin

The House of Daraj Ibn Abi Hatim proudly presents the 2010 summer wear collection for the active, yet modest Muslim virgin hoping to stand out in a crowd of 71 other virgins. Guaranteed to attract an interested jihadist.

"In Paradise there is a pavilion made of a single hollow pearl sixty miles wide, in each corner of which there are wives who will not see those in the other corners; and the believers will visit and enjoy them."

Party on!!

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Friday, July 23, 2010

Warning! Possible Return Of Deadly Disease

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008....but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is. It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout.

You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it. Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia, New Jersey and Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall. Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Experience Nature Up Close

The open ocean. Smell the salt air, feel the gentle rolling waves as they carry you along.

Look, a young whale breaches the surface to take a look at you and your new yacht...

Oh, shit....

Monday, July 12, 2010

My New Garage Door

Hey, with my new painting hobby, I decided to do something cool on my garage door.

What do you think?
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Sunday, July 4, 2010

BP Oil Spill Disaster Update

July 4th, 2010 - Miami, FL

Tar ball washes up on Miami beach.