Never lose your sense of humor. It's the only truly effective defense against arrogant stupidity.
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Summer Wear For The Active Muslim Virgin
The House of Daraj Ibn Abi Hatim proudly presents the 2010 summer wear collection for the active, yet modest Muslim virgin hoping to stand out in a crowd of 71 other virgins. Guaranteed to attract an interested jihadist.
"In Paradise there is a pavilion made of a single hollow pearl sixty miles wide, in each corner of which there are wives who will not see those in the other corners; and the believers will visit and enjoy them."