Thursday, August 5, 2010

New Stealth Coating Applied To Air Force One

Air Force General: Mr. President, we've just invented an stealth invisibility coating for Air Force One.

Obama: No s***?

General: That's right, sir. Will you be going along on its maiden flight?

Obama: Wouldn't miss it for the world.

General: Have a good trip, sir.

“Honesty is not something you should flirt with-You should be married to it.”

Be funny if you can. If you can't, go away.

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