Sunday, September 5, 2010

Oh Those Irishmen!

The Irish Millionaire

Mick, from Dublin , appeared on

'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire'
and towards the end of the program

had already won 500,000 euros.

"You've done very well so far," said Chris Tarrant,

the show's presenter,
"but for a million euros you've only got one life-line left,

phone a friend.
Everything is riding on this question. Will you go for it?"

"Sure," said Mick. "I'll have a go!"

"Which of the following birds does NOT

build its own nest?

a) Sparrow

b) Thrush,

c) Magpie,

d) Cuckoo?"

"I haven't got a clue." said Mick,

''So I'll use last lifeline and phone my friend Paddy

back home in Dublin ."

Mick called up his mate, and told him the circumstances and

repeated the question to him.

"Fookin hell, Mick!" cried Paddy.
"Dat's simple it's a cuckoo."
"Are you sure?"

"I'm fookin sure."

Mick hung up the phone and told Chris,

"I'll go with cuckoo as my answer."

"Is that your final answer?" asked Chris.

"Dat it is."

There was a long, long pause and then the presenter

"Cuckoo is the correct answer!

Mick, you've won 1 million euros!"
The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub

to buy him a drink.

"Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven's name did you know

it was da Cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest?"

"Because he lives in a Fookin clock!"

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